Codito Dorito Bandito

The infamous Mexican bandit!....Even though he is Irish....
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moirallegianceismagic:

ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset

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albionblogger:

If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.

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cosmo sex tip #645

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

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sofapizza:

“You have severely underestimated this door”

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Let’s play the “Yes or No” game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 

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